urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alatrop Aimee Aimee 2009-08-20T22:53:14Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alatrop:167861 2009-05-14T16:42:32Z 2009-05-15T13:05:56Z 1. Twilight -- Dear Fat Girls of America, I know times are tough. I know how it feels to be overweight, and unpopular, to feel that no one really understands you and to wallow away at night, lying in your big bed, snacking and wishing there was an effeminate vampire boy-child to come steal you away and show you how shiny he looks in the sunlight. (I don't). But this is not the answer. I say it again, ma'am: THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER. I know it's too late to stop this train, <b>but let us all agree that the Twilight books make Harry Potter look like Proust. And even worse, the Twilight film makes Disaster Movie look like The Leopard.</b><br /><br /><br />EDIT: Before someone else gets their panties in a knot, these words ARE NOT MY OWN. They were from a list of the Worst Movies of 2008 and were meant to be funny, not offensive. You all should know how I feel about Twilight so this should not come as a surprise. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alatrop:310 2005-07-23T16:36:27Z 2009-08-20T22:53:14Z <center><br /><br />Comment to be <s>considered to be</s> added.</center>